Tempo Rubato, hun

travelingteacher:

unashamedly-enthusiastic:

donald-trump-official:

unashamedly-enthusiastic:

donald-trump-official:

unashamedly-enthusiastic:

donald-trump-official:

“The average US president has been charged with 1.54 felonies” factoid isn’t true. The average US President has been charged with 0 felonies. Donald trump, who has been charged with 71, is a statistical outlier and should not have been counted

Felonies Donld is now up to 79 felonies, for a statistical average of 1.71 felonies per president

Update:

With 91 felonies, felonies Donld has now broken the 2 felonies per president average average (2.02 felonies per president)

I’ve been waiting for this post since I read the NYT headline this morning!

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narcissistcookbook:

qalbtalk:

kosmogrl:

“…use things to have good days.”

the loading screen trying to convince me to use even one of my 3000 consumables

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prinnamon:

prinnamon:

so embarrassing when i forget im checking someone’s blog and i start scrolling through and liking and reblogging shit as if it’s just my dash. it feels like wandering into someone else’s apartment and not noticing and making myself lunch

reblog if i can wander into your apartment (blog) and make myself lunch (like and reblog as if it’s my dash)

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frawgs:

u don’t touch this bitch for one (1) day and the spiders start living lavish

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black-pill-becky:

hitting you hitting you hitting you hitting you hi-

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bimalewife:

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useless-englandfacts:

ALT

anti-trans activists: supporting trans rights is misogynistic!

also anti-trans activists: trans women can’t compete in chess tournaments because we think trans women are men and men are obviously intellectually superior to women

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jimhenson-themuppetmaster:

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fish-that-yells:

prismatic-bell:

luwha:

wizardofgrace:

luwha:

Tumblr: No NSFW! You know how it is we banned it because of the bots in 2018!

Also tumblr:

lmao

You know how it is then, folks!

MANUAL BLAZE MODE GO

….am I allowed to say “whovians, grab your TARDISes?” You know how it is.

Tumblr loves doing this.  I tried to make a post about the ads that showed actual human penises in them, with screenshots, and it was taken down for violating community guidelines…. unlike the ad, I guess?

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somethinginthestatic:

being in your early 20s is crazy bc there’s people who are literally married and people who’ve never even dated and people who are trapped in their childhood bedrooms waiting to get out and people who are trying to live out romanticized dream lives and people who are completely on their own and people with multi tiered support systems and we’re all supposedly peers and none of us think we’re doing it right at all

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depsidase:

animentality:

hella-amberpricefield:

When the rhythm is glad 💓😁 There is nothing to be sad 😯🙅‍♂️😞 @resident-milf 💃

abbycadoodle:

BFFS!! (best fraggle friends)

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cobbbvanth:

#whatever you say dear #they’re married alright

2.04 The Hitchhiker

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